After an eon and some more time wasted, I figured this might help relieve some stress and see if this technology everyone cries over is truly the terror some say it is.

If some of my stories and tales seem too incredulous, that’s fine. It doesn’t hurt my feelings. It might even help with my situation. Still, what I want to do with this experience is to relax and entertain others as much as they have done for me. Feel free to leave comments when you see fit. Just a notice though, I am only active during the night. Apologize to the early bedtimers.